Rulyarpnell is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust warg.

Rulyarpnell created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulyarpnell, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulyarpnell, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rulyarpnell's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rulyarpnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never cross rivers at dusk.

4. Do not prepare melons while wearing hats.

5. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with capybaras.