Ganbedlab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful mole.

Ganbedlab created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbedlab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ganbedlab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ganbedlab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ganbedlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

4. Ganbedlab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.