Jigbitbim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, resourceful jackal.

Jigbitbim created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Jigbitbim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jigbitbim, it will turn you into a duck.

Jigbitbim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jigbitbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never mark doors with red.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never remain bowed at dusk.