Nuljamrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing squid.

Nuljamrag created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuljamrag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuljamrag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuljamrag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nuljamrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing cyan shorts and balancing six iron spheres on your head.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not skip at rivers.