Badjentip Sterflagfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering toad.

Badjentip Sterflagfum created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Badjentip Sterflagfum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Badjentip Sterflagfum, she will turn you into a mouse.

Badjentip Sterflagfum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Badjentip Sterflagfum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.