Armhasstip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying hedgehog.

Armhasstip created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armhasstip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Armhasstip, it will send you a sign.

Armhasstip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Armhasstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

5. Worship no other gods but Armhasstip.