Paswapgumdam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud zebra.

Paswapgumdam created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paswapgumdam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Paswapgumdam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Paswapgumdam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Paswapgumdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

5. Always obey Paswapgumdam's priests.