Dutgarbed is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair warg.

Dutgarbed created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutgarbed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dutgarbed, it will turn you into a tree.

Dutgarbed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dutgarbed's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dutgarbed first in all things.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not prepare figs while filled with joy.