Sakpangun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident weasel.

Sakpangun created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakpangun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sakpangun, it will turn you into a tree.

Sakpangun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sakpangun's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Sakpangun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never handle gold while unclean.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not make images of living things.