Gamwiphiv is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome dove.

Gamwiphiv created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamwiphiv, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamwiphiv, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gamwiphiv's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gamwiphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Gamwiphiv's priests.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.