Nurtbasstitont is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless ant.

Nurtbasstitont created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbasstitont, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurtbasstitont, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurtbasstitont's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurtbasstitont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never mark doors with white.

3. Never mix limes with oil.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurtbasstitont.