Flabyatcab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying clam.

Flabyatcab created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabyatcab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabyatcab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flabyatcab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Flabyatcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Never approach forests carrying bone.

5. Do not commit murder.