Dossqueegfig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless penguin.

Dossqueegfig created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dossqueegfig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dossqueegfig, it will turn you into a slug.

Dossqueegfig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dossqueegfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at midday.

2. Do not take Dossqueegfig's name in vain.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.