Rakjabquafcim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unjust gorilla.

Rakjabquafcim created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakjabquafcim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rakjabquafcim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rakjabquafcim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rakjabquafcim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Do not sit at mountains.

4. Do not name children after bats.

5. Never speak aloud of names.