Flagabarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy wren.

Flagabarp created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagabarp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagabarp, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flagabarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flagabarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near sheep while wearing fawn trousers and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. You must pray to Flagabarp seven times a day.

5. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.