Dottettiyat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm seal.

Dottettiyat created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dottettiyat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dottettiyat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dottettiyat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dottettiyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight tapirs near walls.

2. Dottettiyat loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Never bounce near ducks.