Yartgofren is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident bee.

Yartgofren created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartgofren, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yartgofren, she will curse you with boils.

Yartgofren's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yartgofren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear green ear rings on sacred days.

3. Never whisper while facing south.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.