Monyarthab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless skunk.

Monyarthab created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Monyarthab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Monyarthab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Monyarthab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Monyarthab's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Do not wear ear rings marked with blue.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Never jump in the presence of sheep.