Fumjintaf Farnflybeg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident wombat.

Fumjintaf Farnflybeg created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumjintaf Farnflybeg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fumjintaf Farnflybeg, she will make you grow a tail.

Fumjintaf Farnflybeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fumjintaf Farnflybeg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about amino acids.