Yartcinduss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid otter.

Yartcinduss created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartcinduss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yartcinduss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yartcinduss' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yartcinduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not take Yartcinduss' name in vain.

5. Never feed lots of peas to dogs while wearing blue kilts.