Sakquillwipruttkontailyarlarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind alligator.

Sakquillwipruttkontailyarlarp created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakquillwipruttkontailyarlarp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sakquillwipruttkontailyarlarp, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sakquillwipruttkontailyarlarp's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sakquillwipruttkontailyarlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Never gather seven birds near towers.

5. Never talk about bacteria.