Fadarnzak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing gerbil.

Fadarnzak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadarnzak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fadarnzak, it will be very sad.

Fadarnzak's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fadarnzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never remain standing at dusk.

3. Never chant near mites.

4. Hide if five pigs approach from the west.

5. Never eat bark.