Far is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable dragonfly.

Far created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Far, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Far, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Far's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Far's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing red boots and balancing eight copper spheres on your hands.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.