Sugflatvad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous spider.

Sugflatvad created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Sugflatvad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sugflatvad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sugflatvad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sugflatvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.