Quillhadsadjin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate octopus.

Quillhadsadjin created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillhadsadjin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillhadsadjin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quillhadsadjin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Quillhadsadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.