Butlarphon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent deer.

Butlarphon created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butlarphon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Butlarphon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Butlarphon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Butlarphon's Holy Commandments

1. Always share apples with strangers, but never with snails.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never gather five eagles in one place.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. You must pray to Butlarphon eight times a day.