Geblanlan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty parrot.

Geblanlan created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geblanlan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Geblanlan, he will turn you into a sheep.

Geblanlan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Geblanlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never talk about gravity near tapirs while wearing pink ear rings and balancing three tin spheres on your neck.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never mark doors with blue.