Narlgom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet alligator.

Narlgom created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Narlgom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narlgom, he will turn you into a frog.

Narlgom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Narlgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after voles.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never adorn your feet with fawn markings.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.