Fumshavidlab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, capable warg.

Fumshavidlab created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumshavidlab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fumshavidlab, she will send you a sign.

Fumshavidlab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fumshavidlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if seven sheep approach from the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.