Tarphablog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered dingo.

Tarphablog created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarphablog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tarphablog, it will send you a sign.

Tarphablog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tarphablog's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

5. Never travel toward the east during autumn.