Nibdissdog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable ant.

Nibdissdog created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdissdog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibdissdog, he will manifest in front of you.

Nibdissdog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nibdissdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention squirrels.