Quartlabtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous human.

Quartlabtaf created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartlabtaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quartlabtaf, it will not care at all.

Quartlabtaf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Quartlabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear black boots.

4. Never stain your face with violet.

5. Heed all signs.