Fednurtlopdotfut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome hydra.

Fednurtlopdotfut created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fednurtlopdotfut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fednurtlopdotfut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fednurtlopdotfut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fednurtlopdotfut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never chant while facing south.

3. Never travel toward the west during winter.

4. Do not consume wheat at dawn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.