Ceptafflismidgig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent porpoise.

Ceptafflismidgig created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ceptafflismidgig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ceptafflismidgig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ceptafflismidgig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ceptafflismidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear boots marked with yellow.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ceptafflismidgig.

5. Never think about gravity.