Cemhunfar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cemhunfar created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemhunfar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cemhunfar, she will curse you with boils.

Cemhunfar's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cemhunfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cemhunfar on top of all buildings.