Paktimlist is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-assured bird.

Paktimlist created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paktimlist, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Paktimlist, she will destroy your home planet.

Paktimlist's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Paktimlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not name children after goats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always store melons above ground.