Bognegvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless centipede.

Bognegvonk created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bognegvonk, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bognegvonk, she will be very unhappy.

Bognegvonk's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bognegvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.