Rat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, uncaring whale.

Rat created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach on fasting days.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rat on top of all buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.