Tafcusspas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody porpoise.

Tafcusspas created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tafcusspas, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafcusspas, it will remove you from existence.

Tafcusspas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tafcusspas' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never curse while facing south.