Babpakbut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering swallow.

Babpakbut created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babpakbut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babpakbut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Babpakbut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Babpakbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear stockings marked with fawn.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.