Dutgubneg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless wombat.

Dutgubneg created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutgubneg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dutgubneg, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dutgubneg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dutgubneg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dutgubneg on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Never mix coconuts with ash.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Always help sick shrews.