Motparkmot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud crocodile.

Motparkmot created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motparkmot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Motparkmot, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Motparkmot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Motparkmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.