Lidgubstigdotcun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous mole.

Lidgubstigdotcun created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Lidgubstigdotcun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidgubstigdotcun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Lidgubstigdotcun's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lidgubstigdotcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look at stars.