Tunmatgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciful alligator.

Tunmatgeb created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunmatgeb, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tunmatgeb, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tunmatgeb's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tunmatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide if seven geese approach from the south.

4. Always remove jumpers before touching aluminium.

5. Never stain your chest with orange.