Gunfenwik is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective goblin.

Gunfenwik created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Gunfenwik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gunfenwik, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gunfenwik's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gunfenwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning comets.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

4. Gunfenwik loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not gather at walls at midnight.