Camquagyarl Xincudfob is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, clever finch.

Camquagyarl Xincudfob created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camquagyarl Xincudfob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camquagyarl Xincudfob, he will remove you from existence.

Camquagyarl Xincudfob's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Camquagyarl Xincudfob's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never laugh in winter.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing yellow trousers.