Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered clam.

Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim, she will ignore you.

Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bonlistjon Sughomfub Nadcibgaryim's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.