Lidnelsag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever snail.

Lidnelsag created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnelsag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidnelsag, it will turn you into a rat.

Lidnelsag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lidnelsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

2. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing skirts.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Lidnelsag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.