Huncedmot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty narwhal.

Huncedmot created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huncedmot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Huncedmot, he will turn you into a slug.

Huncedmot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Huncedmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.