Cumyatduss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet bear.

Cumyatduss created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cumyatduss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cumyatduss, it will not care.

Cumyatduss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cumyatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

3. Never chant in the presence of frogs.

4. Always store peas above ground.

5. Always look after injured geese.